"You would…"

I had to. It was right there. It needed Nic Cage.

I lit cannot believe you right now, Crawly.

You’re welcome.

Send me “ff+” and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

inboxideas:

requested by anonymous as reversal to this meme.

thebluephonebox:

angel-and-dear:

[Aziraphale gets up and walks over to her to take her hands.] He’ll be all right.

[ She’s barely realized she’s gone to chewing her nails until Aziraphale takes them from her. She turns her attention to him, smiling nervously and bringing his hands to her chest to hold them ]

Of course he will… He always is…

[Aziraphale nods and kisses her forehead.] I’d tell you not to worry, but I know I’d be worrying if I were in your shoes.

fassylover:

Matt Bomer 200 x 320

stargazer295:

Photo tweeted by: Letterman @Letterman · 1hJames McAvoy (“The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby”) is here. Catch him tonight on an all-new Dave.

stargazer295:

Photo tweeted by: Letterman @Letterman · 1h

James McAvoy (“The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby”) is here. Catch him tonight on an all-new Dave.

A message from asomewhatfussyangel
Crowley storing the rejected plants at Aziraphale's store. There are so Many plants the store looks more like a flowershop than a bookshop. To combat the problem Azi starts giving them away. "No you can't have a book but here. Have this lovely petunia." "I don-" "Take. The. Plant."
A reply from cantaries

in which azi is me

you just hear distant laughter from crowley

goodmorningbalthazar:

Imagine Good Omens if Crowley was a snake the entire time