How many kids do you have?

+poorthackerybinx

poorthackerybinx:

angel-and-dear:

"What would you like?" If he didn’t have it, he could always summon it. Though perhaps he should come clean about what he was before he did that. The boy might be alarmed if food abruptly appeared. Especially since a witch had done this to him.

"Honestly, anything. I’m not exactly picky, but…meat if you have it. It’s simplest." And less likely to make him sick. Not that illness was a problem in the long run, but it wasn’t pleasant.

"All right." Meat, meat, there had to be something. Aziraphale was so intent on watching the fridge that he almost missed someone coming in the back door.

"It’s freaking cold!” complained the voice very loudly. “This isn’t fair. I didn’t agree to this. I…when did you get a cat?!”

Oh, lovely. “Ah…” Aziraphale straightened back up with a packet of ground beef in his hand. “Thackery, this is Crowley.”

thebluephonebox:

angel-and-dear:

What’s that got to do with it?

Well for starters, I’m much more complex than a polywavelength adapter. [she rests her head in her hand ]

I don’t see what my inability to put one together has to do with anything, though.

thebluephonebox:

angel-and-dear:

I think you’re wonderfully put together.

[ she narrows her eyes at him in a playful manner ] Says the man who can’t put together a polywavelength adapter.

What’s that got to do with it?

+poorthackerybinx

poorthackerybinx:

"I’m quite well-versed in unusual," the cat pointed out. "And I don’t…need anything, no. But I’ll admit I am a bit hungry, if there’s anything to spare. If not, I can go without.”

"What would you like?" If he didn’t have it, he could always summon it. Though perhaps he should come clean about what he was before he did that. The boy might be alarmed if food abruptly appeared. Especially since a witch had done this to him.

thebluephonebox:

I do have poor circulation. [ she looks at her fingers ] Has to do with how I was put together, or really how shoddily I was put together.

I think you’re wonderfully put together.

thebluephonebox:

angel-and-dear:

thebluephonebox:

angel-and-dear:

Honestly, I’ve never noticed.

[ she cocks her head ] You’ve never noticed I literally run almost nuclear opposite to you?

I don’t always notice temperature differences. I suppose we balance each other out. Although your feet do get much colder in the winter.

[ She bites down on her lip to keep from laughing ] My feet?

And your hands.

thebluephonebox:

angel-and-dear:

Honestly, I’ve never noticed.

[ she cocks her head ] You’ve never noticed I literally run almost nuclear opposite to you?

I don’t always notice temperature differences. I suppose we balance each other out. Although your feet do get much colder in the winter.

A message from angel-and-dear
Crowley keeps insisting he's going to sleep in our bed at some point because it's warmer. Don't be alarmed if you find a snake on your pillow. -A
A reply from thebluephonebox

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that I’d have two dollars.

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Though I do agree, it must have something to do with the built in angel heater.

thebluephonebox:

angel-and-dear:

thebluephonebox:

angel-and-dear:

Am I really that warm?

I do keep a pillow between us during the summer for a reason.

I was wondering about that. Sorry, dearest. [He kisses her cheek.]

[She smiles despite] You can’t help it darling, I can’t imagine I do much better I run so cold.

Honestly, I’ve never noticed.